Elon, It’s Time for a Tesla Buyback. Ugh.

Tesla Inc. is a car manufacturer that pitches itself, very successfully, as a technology hothouse. So perhaps it will take the most tech-like step possible in 2024: Announce a big stock buyback. Conversely, Tesla is a tech wannabe that is, in essence, a car manufacturer. In which case, maybe it will … launch a buyback.1

Tesla’s stock has had a miserable couple of months, dropping by roughly a quarter since its most recent peak in late December and risking its membership of the stock market’s Magnificent Seven. Meanwhile, that Detroit dinosaur General Motors Co. has been racing along since it announced a $10 billion buyback in November.

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Elon Musk would surely scorn taking cues from GM (he reserves that for the likes of @ScottAdamsSays these days). But how about Silicon Valley? With Meta Platforms Inc., Uber Technologies Inc. and even Airbnb Inc. — which only went public a few years ago — announcing big buybacks and dividend debuts, Tesla’s chief executive might feel more comfortable hopping on that bandwagon. There are several tactical reasons to do so, albeit with one fundamental drawback.

Back in October 2022, Musk said on an earnings call that a potential buyback of perhaps $5 billion to $10 billion had been debated “extensively” by that hothouse of candid back-and-forth known as the Tesla board. Funnily enough, this came just after the stock had dropped by more than a quarter over the prior month. Even funnier, this all coincided with Musk’s tortuous takeover of Twitter Inc., now dubbed X, and his rampant selling of Tesla stock, fueling its dive as that year closed.

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